Chapter 9: The Emotional Development Program Among Monsters
You are talking nonsense
"Alright... stop causing a fuss," Ye Fei said, sitting with her arms crossed beside her, looking at Jian Gang's younger sister. "It was him who saved me yesterday; if it weren't for him..."
I do not care about this at all, why are you approaching Ye Zi? What is your purpose?
In fact, Jian Gang's sister is also helpless. It's not that she doesn't want to rush in and take down the fool in front of her, but she truly feels powerless. This guy is too bizarre; his speed is simply beyond what an ordinary person can match. No matter how she attacks, he can always dodge accurately. And as soon as she gets into his close-range combat zone, that foul foot, which makes one want to chop it off, will definitely come swinging at her face, and it's always an easy shot. Hidden weapons are ineffective, quick attacks are ineffective, and what's most frustrating is that she can't even insult this bastard. Can this game still be played? No matter how she attacks, he can always dodge accurately. And as soon as she gets into his close-range combat zone, that foul foot, which makes one want to chop it off, will definitely come swinging at her face, and it's always an easy shot. Hidden weapons are ineffective, quick attacks are ineffective, and what's most frustrating is that she can't even insult this bastard. Can this game still be played?
The monkey understands that this is considered an introductory examination. If he cannot manage this, he should not expect to return. Although returning or not does not hold significant meaning for him, he is genuinely very curious about his past. A person without a past is like a rootless duckweed, very unstable
According to Xiaohong's standards, someone like Jiangang's younger sister, who can achieve level 4 energy dissipation, should already be considered an expert. However, the monkey felt absolutely no pressure at level 3, easily kicking her over twice without any difficulty. Logically speaking, given her character, it is absolutely impossible for her to go easy on the monkey, yet it just felt completely effortless.
The calculation of psychic wave levels is based on exponential calculations. The energy contained in a level 2 psychic wave is ten to the power of three times that of a level 1 psychic wave. A level 3 wave is ten to the power of two times that of a level 2 wave, and so on.
Since she met Jiangang, it has been fifteen years. The two of them have been classmates from elementary school, middle school, and high school. During college, Jiangang's poor grades prevented him from being admitted to university, and he entered society. They were briefly separated for four days. Yes, just four days, and after that, Jiangang appeared in the supermarket at their university, working as a cashier.
It was taken for granted that Xiao Hong's title was accepted, and the monkey surprisingly did not respond. After putting the strange fur into its pocket, it swaggered out of the restroom.
Is that Sun Wukong
The monkey tilted its head, with both hands pinching Jian Gang's sister's chest: "If you let me go, I will let you go."
That... Xiaohong was actually at a loss for words: "You are even more boring than those engineers"
So... are you saying that Jian Gang's younger sister weighs 320 kilograms? That's impossible
As she spoke, Ye Fei peeked her head out from behind the door, casting a strange glance at the monkeys and Jian Gang who were engaged in a friendly conversation, her expression appearing quite peculiar, as if she had witnessed something extraordinary
My external device is equipped with an energy perception system. Generally speaking, ordinary people are classified as having a level one spiritual energy fluctuation. In terms of energy standards, the energy contained in humans is similar to that of most mammals, with one hundred grams of human energy approximately equating to six hundred thousand joules, and level one spiritual energy fluctuation is based on the standard of an eighty-kilogram adult male
Go away! But it seems that she is basically the person we are looking for, right
"That's right," the monkey stepped forward and put its arm around Jian Gang's sister's shoulders, saying, "Let's go to the balcony."
Damn it. Jian Gang's younger sister angrily shook off the monkey, picked up the sofa cover from the couch, and draped it over herself: "Ye Zi is a good girl, let her go. If you have any grievances, come at me."
Five minutes later
Ye Fei slowly stood up and dragged the monkey back to the dining table: "Wait a moment, I will go heat up the food for you."
I apologize, Level 1. Although it would be a blow to tell you directly, as a competent artificial intelligence, I must say that you are a piece of excrement, hahahahaha
Your thoughts are beyond my comprehension, truly. You are a complete lunatic
When Ye Fei found an adult, Jian Gang's younger sister, who was skewered on the rebar like a lamb skewer, surprisingly appeared to be nonchalantly fighting with a wild dog
Later on, during high school, they went out together and encountered a robbery. Jian Gang's younger sister bravely rushed forward to help, but was surrounded by a group and was brutally stabbed over forty times. However, when Ye Fei called the police and waited for the officers to arrive, there were no wounds on Jian Gang's sister; all that remained was the criminal gang lying on the ground.
Damn it, do you think I believe you? Anyone who believes such words is a fool
Is she a monster? Indeed, this person is a monster. For fifteen years, she has fought countless battles, and today is the only time Ye Fei has seen her defeated. No one has ever won against her, truly... never. It doesn't matter if they are sanda champions, street fighters, or seasoned thugs; no one has been able to match her strength, let alone kick her in the face.
According to the engineers' tedious calculations, even the Buddha only possesses twelve levels and the fluctuations of bibliomancy.
The situation outside left him somewhat bewildered. Initially, it was Jian Gang's younger sister who was persuading Ye Fei, but in the blink of an eye, it had turned into Ye Fei trying to convince Jian Gang's younger sister. Jian Gang's younger sister was filled with murderous intent, wanting to confront someone, while Ye Fei was holding her waist, preventing her from going, her chest being squished flat, looking quite formidable.
To those unfamiliar with Jiang Gang, she may appear to be a sweet and fresh light beauty, but only someone like Ye Fei, who knows her well, understands that the adorable Jiang Gang, as she is affectionately called, is actually a monster
Come, try to kill me
"Isn't it because you stole my clothes? If you steal my things, can I not call the police?" The monkey pouted and then used his finger to pull the strap of Jian Gang's sister's bra slightly aside: "Oh my... it's so pink."
"If it weren't for me, you would have been forcefully taken advantage of." The monkey placed the hand that had pinched Jian Gang's sister's face under its nose and sniffed, making a face of disgust as it said: "Eww... it smells like stinky feet, truly disgusting"
She had just left when Jian Gang's younger sister rushed over to the monkey, grabbing him by the collar and demanding, "Who exactly are you!"
Damn it... I can't figure it out
Are you perverted or not? I am just asking you if you are perverted or not
It can be basically confirmed that I have uploaded the data to the headquarters. Xiao Hong paused for a moment when mentioning the headquarters: The headquarters has not responded for the time being
Unknown, according to the data in U's database, there was once a level 15 psychic energy fluctuation in a parallel timeline
What are you looking at! Keep staring and I'll gouge your eyes out! At first glance, Jian Gang's younger sister saw the monkey leering at Ye Fei's chest. She quickly covered Ye Fei's exposed area with her hand and glared fiercely at the monkey: "Do you want to try dying once?"
Not only is her personality strange, but she is also a monster in her own right. No matter what kind of injury she sustains, she can fully recover in just a few hours. When they were in elementary school, she took Ye Fei to play at a construction site, and after falling from an unfinished building, a rebar pierced through her abdomen and emerged from her chest. That was the first time Ye Fei wet her pants since she could remember
The monkey scratched its head, and suddenly shrank down, instantly arriving beside Jian Gang's younger sister. Jian Gang did not expect him to launch a sudden attack and hurriedly raised his foot to kick. It must be said that Jian Gang's kick was executed with a tricky angle and fierce force; if an ordinary person were to be kicked like that, they would likely be either dead or seriously injured. However, the monkey experienced a puzzling pause during its action. Remarkably, this pause allowed it to deftly evade Jian Gang's sister's kick and successfully penetrate Jian Gang's inner defense line. Although an ordinary person would likely be either dead or seriously injured from such a kick, the monkey's inexplicable pause enabled it to avoid Jian Gang's sister's kick and successfully breach Jian Gang's inner defense line. Yet, the monkey did not attack Jian Gang's sister; instead, it simply turned and pinched Ye Fei's chest.
Damn it, I won't pay attention to you
After about two minutes, he suddenly nodded heavily and said: "I think this must belong to Ye Fei! Strange, doesn't Jian Gang's sister shed fur?"
Damn it, you are using foul language, I will curse your mouth
Are you out of your mind? You don't believe it, and you come to deceive me? Go ahead and deceive, but don't tell me about it. Do you realize that you are insulting my intelligence?
Ye Fei clutched her chest, her face flushed with embarrassment, while Jian Gang's younger sister wore an expression of deep resentment, as if she had been wronged. Her gaze pierced through the monkey like a knife, filled with an intense hatred for him.
So... what is the maximum?
I am referring to Dragon Ball
"What nonsense are you talking about? Do you take me for a fool? Parallel worlds? Why don't you just say you've achieved immortality instead?"
With your intelligence, you certainly cannot calculate it, but I can tell you that the power of a one-megaton nuclear explosion can instantaneously reach an eleventh-level psychic wave fluctuation
Now that I see their appearance, it seems a bit off... Could it be that... Jian Gang's younger sister has been kicked out of a relationship by someone?
What about me? How much do I have? The monkey eagerly asked: "Do I have a level seven or level eight? Did I defeat Jian Gang's younger sister, who is at level four, without her being able to fight back?"
"Ah, ah, ah, it hurts... Your gaze is piercing me so painfully." The monkey exaggeratedly fumbled around his body, then laughed heartily as he stepped forward and pinched Jian Gang's sister's face: "Little one, do you want to kill your uncle with your eyes?"
"Believe it or not," the monkey sighed, "I cannot make you believe."
Once, while she was hanging clothes on the rooftop of the ninth floor, she surprisingly fell asleep up there and then rolled down. The ninth floor... Upon hitting the ground, it caused a tremor, but when Ye Fei went down to check, she found her down there using a leaf to wipe off the dog feces that had gotten on her.
At this moment, Ye Fei poked her head out of the kitchen and was astonished to find that the two people who had just been fighting fiercely were now walking towards a place she could not see, with their arms around each other's shoulders. This left her, who was quite naive, filled with questions.
"Let me guess whose this is." The monkey sat on the toilet, pinching the curled hair, squinting its eyes with great concentration
With a long sigh, the monkey squatted in front of the drain and began to ponder. This time, before Xiao Hong could spray him, he suddenly stood up excitedly, holding a strange hair in his hand: "I found it, I found it! I told you it was impossible for not a single one to be left behind."